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Underdeveloped:

You're so boney your chest looks like a hot rib platter.

Above Average Build:

Below average skills.

Fat and Dumpy:

They said you smell like bacon when you sweat.

Quick:

But not quick enough.

The Opposite of Quick:

You need to add some hurry up to that offense.

Visibly Shaken:

Showed tears.

Totally Devastated:

First your ankles. Then your pride. What's next, a broken heart?

Jumper:

After he put you on your butt, he shot the rock in your eye.

Layup:

Next time you should call in for backup.

Dunk:

That just added insult to your injury.

None:

What happened on the court stays on the court.

Just a Few:

But bad news travels fast.

Everybody Saw It:

You might want to think about starting over in a new town.

Yes:

They're still laughing.

No:

Something this tragic isn't funny. It's just sad.

One:

Your ankles only have one life to live.

2-5:

Maybe a cast would give your ankles the support they need.

Can't Count That High:

Perhaps it's time to find a new game to play.

Yes:

It's not enough to cover damage like this.

No:

It might help your ankles but it won't help your game.

You forgot something.